Uncle I just met two days ago: So, where are you guys on family planning?
Me: *chokes on food*
Uncle’s partner: What?! Why are you asking them that? You can just ignore him.
Me: (to hubby) It’s all yours. (Admittedly, not one of my more intelligent moments.)
Hubby: (to me) How comfortable are you with telling them?
Me: It’s fine, you can tell them. (Imagining something along the lines of “We hope to have our first soon,” but not wanting to say it myself)
Hubby: Well, the test came up negative this morning!
Me: *JAW. HITS. FLOOR.*
Uncle: Well….that was TMI….
I didn’t look anyone in the eye for the rest of the night.
(Also, announcing the same fact on here is totally not as bad. Because I can’t see your reactions. And you all only exist inside my computer. And…shut up.)