…you are saving all sorts of money on feminine hygiene products….which is unfortunately all going to additional toilet paper.
…while your hubby is drooling over electronics, you are drooling over strollers.
…as far as others are concerned, all your personal boundaries seem to be disappearing.
…you can no longer sit or lay down in the places you used to because any little thing will throw your back and hips out of alignment.
…you are regularly told you are glowing, and still have no idea what that means.
…you are overtaken with a periodic driving need to CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!
…being kicked in the gut is the best feeling in the world.